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愚人节

四月来临
在我办公桌上留了张条子
『打电话给施先生─
紧急！！！』

我连忙照著号码拨通了电话
对方说
『很抱歉狮先生不能来听电话
他被关在笼子里呢！』

我还来不及撂下话筒
她压抑不住的笑声已从电话里
跳了出来
一口咬下我的耳朵
溅了我一脸的血

然后它扑向我那无辜的办公室伙伴
我无能为力只有眼睁睁看着他
翻腾打滚终于，天可怜见，活活
笑死


APRIL FOOL'S DAY

April arrived
with a message on my desk
"Call Mr. Lyon─
Urgent!!!"

I dialed the number
"Sorry Mr. Lion can’t come to the phone right now
He is in the CAGE!"
Before I could put down my phone
her unsuppressible laugh jumped out of the line
and bit off my ear, splashing blood
all over my face

It then attacked my innocent officemate
I stood by helplessly and watched him
roll about and eventually die
of laughter